The Rechabite
Perth, WA
8:30pm
The Rechabite
Perth, WA
7:30pm
Where Are All the Tall Grandmas? Be honest, you’ve never seen one have you? So where the f*ck are they? Do they shrink? Die young? Are short kings eating them!? Or perhaps they are thriving in an underground society, gathering each night by candlelight to uphold the sacred sanctity of the towering matriarch . Lou Wall is not saying that Tall Grandmas are the Illuminati … but they’re also not saying they’re not. In this hilariously unhinged new hour, Wall dives head first into the disappearance of tall old women everywhere - a comedic investigation into height, heritage and what it truly means to live large. “Wall is a comedy whirlwind.” New York Times, 2025 Nominee – Melbourne Comedy Festival Award 2025
VENUE INFO
ALWAYS WAS, ALWAYS WILL BE. We honour the Whadjuk Noongar people as the traditional custodians of the land on which we live, work and play and offer our respect to Elders past, present and future.
ENTRY REQUIREMENTS
Tickets. If you are attending a ticketed event, please have your tickets ready to scan on entry.
Bring ID. The Rechabite is a licensed venue and you may be asked for a valid ID at the entrance. Anyone unable to provide ID may be refused entry.
*Age Suitability.
- For 18+ Events: Guests under the age of 18 will not be permitted to attend, even with a parent/guardian.
- For U18 (Accompanied by Parent/Guardian) Events:
- U18 guests must be directly supervised at all times by their own parent or legally certified guardian and must exit the venue by 10PM.
- Both must hold a valid ticket to the event.
- Siblings, Nominated Adults, or Family Members under the age of 25 years will not be accepted as legal guardians.
- Age Suitability rules apply: if the event has a minimum age (e.g. 16+), anyone younger cannot attend, even with a parent/guardian.
- No refunds will be issued if entry is refused for failing to meet these guidelines.
Zero Tolerance.
The Rechabite has a zero-tolerance approach to harassment, discriminatory, or anti-social behaviour. Please be kind to one another. If you see or experience anything that makes you feel unsafe please speak to our staff.
The venue reserves the right to refuse admission to any person.
Intoxicated persons will not be admitted.
ACCESSIBILITY
If you have accessibility requirements or any questions about the venue or specific events, please get in touch at hello@therechabite.com.au
The Rechabite honours the Companion Card Scheme. Please contact us ahead of the event to request a companion ticket. For more info on accessibility click here.