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At long last, I’m unveiling my meticulously researched, scientifically flawless, and definitely-not-panic-induced prediction for how the world will end. If you disagree, congratulations - you’re part of the problem. Enjoy your echo chamber while the rest of us prepare for the grand finale. 

Join me as I break down the political incompetence, corporate buffoonery, and garden-variety stupidity that will bring civilisation to a face-planting halt. It’s satire, it’s prophecy, and it’s disturbingly plausible. 

After a successful debut tour of Australia in 2024, English folk singer-songwriter and guitarist BLANCO WHITE has today announced his return to Australia in March 2026.

Genre: Hypnotic, prog-rock, ambient, improvisation 

Born in Tokyo, raised in Tanzania and England, Shing02 came up in the independent SF Bay Area scene in the early 90's. Over the course of his independent career starting in 1995, he has collaborated with various DJs and musicians, most notably with the late Japanese producer Nujabes.

Daniel Muggleton continues to be one of Australia’s most in-demand comedians despite no media attention of any kind. 

In 2025, Rolling Stone named him a ‘Must-See Show’ at Edinburgh Fringe. He spent the rest of the year selling out shows around Australia, copping critical-acclaim and seriously offending two people in Perth… but they were wearing lanyards in a social setting. So I guess they got what they came for?

HOSTED BY: Blake Mitchell

Politically incorrect is an understatement. If something isn’t meant to be said then there’s a good

chance that Blake will say it. Sharp, brutal, dark and says out loud what most of us are thinking.

FEATURING: Eddi Dabrowska

“Canadian diva turned Adelaide darling, comedian Eddi Dabrowska is giving playful sparkle with

unapologetic emotional honesty and high-energy magnetism. A rising star in the South Australian

Sydney’s biggest Thursday night is turning all the way up.

Every week ivy Thursdays delivers packed dancefloors, huge party anthems and the kind of chaos that keeps the city talking. On Thursday 26 March, things are getting even wilder as MTV’s Geordie Shore and Aussie Shore take over ivy for one massive night.