Hello! I've been vying for your attention for a long time now. I'd comfortably say, it's been 30 years. 30 years of trying to make people look at me. In that time there have been many attempts to try and masquerade it as something "important" or "educational" but the longer I've sat with it, the more I've come to accept that it could maybe just be vanity. So I won't sugar coat it in the blurb. There's no secrets about to be dished, no valuable lesson to take away.